whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
sadistinchains: sassygayhawke: murder (◡‿◡✿) serial killers (⊙‿⊙✿) cannibals ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(⊙‿⊙✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ necrophiliacs \(⊙‿⊙✿)/
I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be...– (via stymshaws)
peclro: if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.
letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book ” I want to wear...