May 2013
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
sadistinchains:
sassygayhawke:
murder (◡‿◡✿)
serial killers (⊙‿⊙✿)
cannibals ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(⊙‿⊙✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
necrophiliacs \(⊙‿⊙✿)/
I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be...
– (via stymshaws)
peclro:
if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
” I want to wear...
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